go touch some grass 

An expression used to tell someone to take off their rose coloured glasses, restrain their lustful urges and get control of their hormones.

Person 1: oh my gosh have you seen how sexy my crush is in his last post? God I’d love to suck those little toes of his and have his children 😍

Person 2: AYO WHAT? That was way outta pocket fam, go touch some grass and take a breather.

go touch some grass by Max Frampton December 13, 2021

touch and go 

refers to the situation surrounding a narrow escape or avoidance of a difficult issue.

"So all of a sudden my girlfriend is sobbing on the couch and talking about how we're never going to get married and her family hates her! I managed to calm her down, but boy was it tense! It was touch and go for a few minutes there."

touch and go by fire and rain December 3, 2003

go touch grass 

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

go touch grass by creatorsss April 21, 2021

wtf,go touch grass 

When some guy says shit soooooooo random,pointless and/or stupid that he needs to get oxygen in east bumblefuck.

person 1:im in 9yds7gc9yzsdviydffdygbyfgvudfh and im also having sex with a bull and said bull is AroAce so its technically raping and i know im a fuckboy person 2:wtf,go touch grass

wtf,go touch grass by greekguy69 June 30, 2022

touch-and-go 

Pilot's jargon for a practice landing. You land the plane long enough to roll the wheels on the runway, then apply full power and take off again. Used to practice many landings in a short time.

"I did 8 touch-and-goes today, and boy was that crosswind rough! Any coffee around here?"

touch-and-go by Athene Airheart March 19, 2004

go touch yourself 

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

go touch yourself by George Buckington January 28, 2006

go touch grass 

If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.

Mj need to go touch grass, cus 24/7 this boi on the game.

go touch grass by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022