The Bonemeister AKA ‘Bonemeister General’ is a Successful Porn Site critic, Top Wanker and Full Time weasel hunting enthusiast. His most notable achievements are successfully applying peanut butter to the mouth of ‘Cheasels’ (Cheating weasels) along with Gifting his friends with houses, luxurious watches, Women, successful career opportunities and expensive trips to Australia.

“Hey man! You seen Bonemeister this morning?”

“Hell nah bruh, he’s been hunting weasels and bangin’ milfs”

“Haha that’s so BMG (Bonemesiter general)”

Bonemeister by RealTalkmufc June 13, 2020

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tonmeister

Tonmeister is most often found as a job description in the music and recording industries. It describes a person who is a sound master (a literal translation of the German word, which applies to women equally as much as men) a person who creates recordings or broadcasts of music who is both deeply musically trained (in 'classical' and non-classical genres) and also who has a detailed theoretical and practical knowledge of virtually all aspects of sound recording

It's hard to be a tonmeister today as it usually needs 4 years of specific education.

tonmeister by lastgate May 18, 2009

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tonemaster

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

tonemaster by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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