toltonian bargain 

A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.

Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?

Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.

Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.

*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member

toltonian bargain by S-Shape on-lock2 October 7, 2013

Tosstianity 

Tosstianity is 'THE' religion which salutes all that is white and sexual. A follower of Tosstianity is called a Tosstian or Tosser, not to be confused with Wankology or Jakoffism. For even more information join 'tosstianityandyou.webs.com'

Barry:"Mr Richard is such a tosser setting more homework while he just sits there watching Pornhub."

Willy:"Well unfortunately its in his human rights as part of Tosstianity ... bloody Tosstian extremists!"

Tosstianity by LOLOLQLOLOL June 13, 2010

toastianna

toaster and bread

bust down toastianna

dude toastianna is such a ship

toastianna by missyterious March 9, 2022

Burnt Toastian 

A person who has experienced Burnt Toast (REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH) and joined the rankings of the Burn Toastians

Guy1: DAYUM man I smoked soooo much of that beautiful kush I barely remember anything! all I know is I was passed out with a tube of toothpaste in hand and what looked like an attempt to make a castle out of tooth pics using the toothpaste as glue.... looked more like a whole blob of tooth paste and a fuck ton of tooth pics on the floor and ceiling of my bathroom....

Guy2: Ohhh shit mahn, you were Burnt Tost hahahah, welcome to the ranks of the Burnt Toastians haha!

Burnt Toastian by An OG Burnt toastian May 5, 2013