pretend-to-work truck 

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

pretend-to-work truck by ohthree11 June 1, 2010

Driving the truck to Jersey 

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.

Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!

Driving the truck to Jersey by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight

For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway by solvy98888888888 June 28, 2010

Dance to the beat of a backing up truck 

questionable taste.

His taste in music is so bad he would dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

I'm not sure I trust you judgment. You dance to the beat of a backing up truck.

Dance to the beat of a backing up truck by whydoineedapseudonym? March 29, 2014

how to trick a moron?? 

see tricking a bunch of cunts

its easy to trick these fuckwits.

how to trick a moron?? by efg May 22, 2004

He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings

That's not what's happening here asshole. You need to stay out of shit that you are too stupid in which to be involved.

A retard "He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings!"

Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."

He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

railed then tossed to the tracks 

An expression defined as a man (bro) engaging in sexual relations with a woman (slampiece or broad) and once the female has performed the task of pleasuring the man, either in forms of vaginal intercourse (slayin' poon), anal penetration (hittin' that ass), or oral sex (gettin' dome); the man no longer has any productive use for the worthless broad. Thus, the man will easily dispose and discard of the woman by "tossing her to the railroad tracks." Problem solved.

One who has successfully completed this process is known as a "conductor."

Broserker: bro, did u end up nailin' that sheba last night?
BrodaciousFlow: yea man, that hoochie got railed then tossed to the tracks like a used rubber.
*fist bump*

railed then tossed to the tracks by Hoon the Poonslayer September 19, 2010