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I told you not to publish it 

If I tell you not to publish a word. DONT PUBLISH IT SO DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUBLISH IT

decided to not publish it 

Stupid phrase uttered by stupid Urban Dictionary editiors when they don't want to publish someone's definition on Urban dictionary without giving a clear reason
UD: Thanks for your definition of ........!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

To get a better idea of what editors publish and reject, sign up as an Urban Dictionary Editor here: ..................

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Me: TELL ME the F*@#ING REASON why it is not published man! This is no facist dictator regime!

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.
Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

choke it to the pube 

A description originally used by a fan to describe the movie "Pirates" (the largest adult production in history). It means that the thing referenced is as good as having a girl shove your dick so deep that pubes are in her mouth.
This movie will choke it to the pube, and thats no bullshit.

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.