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Titty baby mouth 

When a child who is now an adult and they have a large over bite usually with oblong shaped upper and lower jaw and messed up teeth. Usually is caused from sucking either on titties or bottles or pacifiers for years as an infant through childhood.
“Damn look at that guy over there. He definitely has titty baby mouth!”
Titty baby mouth by TittyBabyMouth September 26, 2019

National Grab Titty Month 

The entire month of November is National Grab Titty Month
The month where you can walk up to a guy or girl and grab their tittys
John : "yo i cant wait for November"
Andrew: "why?"
John: "its national grab titty month!"

National pop a titty month 

In April you must receive atleast 3-4 titty pics off of any girl you like (doesn’t have to be the same)
Pop a titty it’s national pop a titty month
*sends pics of titties*

National Titty Suck Month 

July is national Titty Suck Month, a time where it is encouraged to let your friends suck on a succulent female breast
Hey guys, it's National Titty Suck Month, when are y'all gonna let me suck on a nip?

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! 

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ 

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!