Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown

"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike

Tinsel Crown by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016

tinsel dick 

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Tinseltubby 

Any person famous for no particular reason other than they may have appeared in a reality show, have some minor acting or musical skills, have money or go to the 'right' parties and who the paparazzi and some kinds of magazines and 'news'papers pursue insatiably.

Tinseltubbies live on the edge of extinction and would die out totally if ignored completely for several months, to leave a better world.

I really can't be bothered all these news reports about this person, she is just a tinseltubby.

Tinseltubby by Crainneag October 22, 2012

Tinsel stick 

When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.

That girls mouth is covered in glitter! That guy must have gave her the tinsel stick.

Tinsel stick by doobersnooze December 12, 2009

Tinsel Dick 

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

Tinsel Dick by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

tinsel town 

Synonymous to Hollywood, CA.

I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.

tinsel town by Bob April 13, 2004

Tinsel King 

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"

Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king

Tinsel King by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010