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tristain 

The most perfect guy in the world. Funny, cute, weird and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He'll make you fall in love immediately, but he can be confusing. He never fails to put a smile on your face.
Person 1: "Who was that?"
Person 2: "Ohh that's Tristain, he's a fucking weirdo"
Person 1: "Ohh yeah?"
Person 2: "But you'll love him."
tristain by Scotty Ali September 17, 2013
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Tristain 

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Titstain 

Such as a nipple is generally a different color than that of one’s skin, it may be referred to as a “titstain”
Did you see the size of that persons titstains?

or
I really like pierced titstains
Titstain by Vidiuz July 29, 2019

titstain 

Someone who really sucks sausages. He walks around thinking hes Jesus but hes really just an idiot.
John is such a titstain. I hate that retard.
titstain by Gary Busey November 18, 2004
When your friend Tim tells you to get a job but you are fine being a neet fuck.
I was going to have a good day but it started getting cloudy outside, and I was railroaded by a grade 8 timstain.
Timstain by Cynabal2 June 12, 2018

Tristain Caine 

A ginormous bellend who can’t afford to take his girlfriend out for dinner, and refuses to leave someone’s house we’ll they act like a huge bellend.
Wow he has no balls he must be a Tristain Caine.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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