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Throat Swab 

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...
Love a good throat swab!
Throat Swab by Sex101 February 5, 2009
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Throatable

1.) A female that looks like she would give some great head, specifically regarding deep-throat.

2.) A female in which one considers pursuing the act of intense oral.
Dude, that girl is fine... she looks throatable

Yes, I agree... I would enjoy some deep-throat from that throatable hoe to the extent of my dick reaching her stomach.
Throatable by RobJeff April 7, 2008

The Utah throat swab 

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.
Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

throatbaby

Adriennes favorite job but sometimes tickles
After 18 miles adrienne realized if she would have been a throatbaby all along she wouldn't have had to walk
throatbaby by Xanbino420 March 31, 2021

throatslaya 

Writer, Actress, Artist, and Head Surgeon General of the “Infamous”🫡Throat Army👅
I use to love to be a throatslaya now I’m a GMA
throatslaya by Throatslaya February 28, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026