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Thornbury 

A town that has the worst football team ever. Where every child goes to castle and smokes alot of weed.
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Thornbury by Aguycalledme August 22, 2018

thornbrushursballz 

When a seventh grader kicks the ass of a ninth grader putting him to embarrasment and shame.
Yesterday a thornbrushursballz occured resulting in TOM being very embarrased.
thornbrushursballz by dmad August 2, 2007
Synonymous with "wow", a term used by Texas Aggie faithful to express disbelief of coaching decisions or situations generally considered dumb;

Oft-used term on TexAgs message board in place of "wow"
>"I can't believe we just did that..."
>>"Yeah, Torbush..."
Torbush by E. King Gill May 4, 2008

Thornbury 

A stoned town near bristol where everyone who lives there is stoned to their eyeballs in any class A drug, even the toddlers.

The Police might as well not be there since they're stoned aswell, One in every 3 people are missing body parts.

Nobody is safe to walk the streets cos of druggys, There's a 2 nuclear reactors for every 1 house and the water is green.
Guy - You been to Thornbury?
Guy #2 - My cousin did and died.
Thornbury by The Koaladude September 25, 2005

Thornburg Middle School 

This trash ass school consists of bitchy teachers, gorilla ass bitches, and pussy ass dudes. Some of the girlies are cool but most of them are dumb ugly sluts . Some of the guys are lit but most of them are pussy and all of them have huge ass egos. There is no code in this school. People date who they want to even if they best friend dated them already. Moral of the story don’t trust nobody at this school.
Eugene: what’s the shittiest school you been to?

Greta: thornburg Middle school

Thornbury 

A town in Ontario where people get away with anything they want and have all slept with each other at least once. Half of the teenager population will get wasted every chance they get, and the other half will be high as a kite all the time. If you are an outsider, you will be lucky if you can make it out alive of one of their party’s, (if they even let you in). Constant drama, drugs and running from the cops, take place in this town.
Person 1: I heard about this party in Thornbury. You wanna go?

Person 2: We live in Wasaga.

Person 1: and?

Person 2: I’m trying to stay alive for the next lil bit!
Thornbury by Whorewhoscores April 2, 2021