I drink, therefore I am 

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011

thejasree 

A goddess, a beauty, a princess, a lovely person. Thejasree is prettier than all the stars and the moon combined. Anyone who knows Thejasree is lucky, and whoever Thejasree falls in love with will be the luckiest person in the world.

Thejasree, you live up to your name.

thejasree by sarasboo June 5, 2020

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

thejasree 

A goddess. Someone who is beautiful in every way possible.

You are so Thejasree. Shall I say more?

thejasree by sarasboo June 5, 2020

theadore 

one of the chipmonks from alvin and the chipmonks, fell out of the tree at brith so proclaimed as cute yet stupid

-_- no example for theadore

theadore by alvinsigmontheadore September 8, 2009

TheRazorHail

The funny streamer man who is always mistaken to be Roger Craig Smith because he sounds like that Mirage character from Apex Legend that bamboozles

TheRazorHail is wearing and orange jumpsuit.

TheRazorHail by SoullessBlaze February 26, 2021

Therefore

Therefore: you are going to conclude an argumen and would draw out its significance

Therefore: Jesmion] from Uruagu Umudioka has agreed to work for God in 1980s; therefore, he was anointed as a confirmation to continue his training for extra three years after that he began working for God fully.

Therefore by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 11, 2017