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Tweetums 

Tweetums refers to a woman/girl who's acting childish/babylike in order to be seen as cute - often times failing in the matter especially when you're a whale-sized female who looks like she spawned 10 kids already.

It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.

Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.

Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.
Pa-tweetums ka pa, ate! Alam naman namin na laspag ka na!
Tweetums by SupermassiveBlackHole October 30, 2014
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Tweetums 

1.) It may mean as "sweetheart" or "honey" which some couples use to call each other sweetly.
2.) Other meaning, a woman or a girl who acts like a baby trying to look cute.
1.) Tweetums, I miss you na! Kailan ulit tayo magkikita?
2.) Ang ganda na sana nu'ng babae kaso masyadong pa-tweetums!
Tweetums by SoGood_ItIsACrime September 24, 2015
To think of a comeback after the argument.
I just had a thetum! :((((((
Thetum by sherleese December 6, 2021
To come up with a comeback after the argument
I just had a thetum! :(((((
Thetum by sherleese December 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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