The Pancakes of Doom 

Incarnation of pure evil, in the form of pancakes. These evil cakes are secretly planing world domination as we speak, be prepared to fight!!! Also known as The Dreaded Butter Flakes

Run The Pancakes of Doom are coming!!!

The Pancakes of Doom by Tyler November 19, 2004

got the pancakes 

(verb): Got the raw end of a deal.
Named after the infamous legal battle between Theodore and Garfield Rosenfeld when their father made them choose between two undisclosed keys as their inheritance. One key was to a safety deposit box containing his fortune while the other was to a large vault filled with freshly baked pancakes. Theodore (who drew the key to the locker) eventually sued Garfield for a quarter of the fortune.

"Frank broke his leg right after he was drafted to the NFL. He really got the pancakes on that one."

got the pancakes by RandomHistorian187 June 12, 2013

Take the pancakes to the street 

Being sassy, standing up for oneself, ready for a verbal fight

I'm 'bout to take the pancakes to the street if he talks to me like that again

Take the pancakes to the street by Substantial Shoe April 2, 2011

Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

Waffling the Pancakes by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022

Definitely the pancakes 

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
Also a popular blog on wordpress.

"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

Definitely the pancakes by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009

Bless The Pancakes 

A type of pancake two blessthefall fan girls ordered at Denny's in Corpus Christi, TX on April 10, 2009 after the blessthefall, Silverstein, A Static Lullaby and Before Their Eyes show. Bless The Pancakes consist of BTF written in whipped cream and a heart made of cherries in the back. They all took pictures of the pancakes when they arrived and Beau Bokan posted the pic on his Twitter. It was AMAZING!

btf fan girl 1: We should so order pancakes that say BTF on them!!!
btf fan girl 2: Yes! We could call them...BLESS THE PANCAKES!

Bless The Pancakes by btf fan girl 2 (Olivia!!!) June 27, 2009

ranch on the pancakes 

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

ranch on the pancakes by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018