feeding the octopus 

Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.

Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.

feeding the octopus by bri_bel April 24, 2017

paul the octopus 

psychic octopus ready to b cooked by germans as it predicted spain to win :D

who will win the match blud?
i donno ..ask paul the octopus....

paul the octopus by rukkestop July 10, 2010

the octogon 

Brian Fantana's nickname for his penis, as seen in "Anchorman"

I know what you ladies are wondering... Yes i do have a nickname for my penis, its called the octogon.

the octogon by BS Christiansen February 1, 2006

The Octagon 

A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

The Octagon by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Paul the Octopus 

is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.

In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.

Paul the Octopus by JPRaptor July 11, 2010

The Octopus 

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

The Octopus by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

Paint the Octopus 

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity

David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"

Paint the Octopus by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009