The Mailbox Test 

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.

I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!

The Mailbox Test by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022

put the kitten in the mailbox 

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

put the kitten in the mailbox by J4Q December 25, 2010

Fix the Mailbox 

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

Fix the Mailbox by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018

Left the Keys in the Mailbox

1. to make a mistake or screw up in a careless or stupid manner.

2. fail to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.

"Bill really left the keys in the mailbox on that account..."
"The Mets have once again left the keys in the mailbox this season..."

Left the Keys in the Mailbox by Chester Elkowitz November 4, 2011

A letter in the mailbox 

When you wear a thong.

Sara- do you have a letter in the mailbox? well its hanging out

Rachel- oh crap *pulls up pants*

A letter in the mailbox by emmelie March 16, 2006

drives to the mailbox 

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

drives to the mailbox by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Head in the mailbox 

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

Head in the mailbox by UrbanUm December 12, 2013