The east knows this. 

A phrase coined by Candace Owens in a nonsensical tweet reinforcing toxic masculinity: "There is no society that can survive without strong men. The East knows this."

Colloquially, it can be used following a statement of opinion presented as fact, especially when the opinion does not make sense.

"Orange juice is better than apple juice, the east knows this!"
"It's so obvious that Avril Levine is dead and was replaced by a look alike. The east knows this."

The east knows this. by SimpForZoloft January 20, 2021

The East Midlands 

not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.

A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.

The East Midlands by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011

The East Beat

A nick-name for East Hartford, CT based on Hartford's nick-name the Hart Beat or simply the Beat.

I'm from the East Beat, the most diverse town in CT.

The East Beat by eastbeat22 January 3, 2014

The east Manchester academy 

The east Manchester academy (aka TEMA) is a school in Manchester ‘Beswick’ also know for being rated inadequate from ofsted as it is one of the worst schools and gives children raw chicken and hard rice for dinner

OMG I heard The east Manchester academy is the worst rated school in Manchester 😬

The east Manchester academy by Macey-Leigh November 24, 2021

the east end

Pop/Emo band from Seattle, WA. Started by Jordin Silver. Named after the place where Jack the Ripper killed his victims.

Have you been to The East End's show?
Heck yes I have

the east end by east end girl September 8, 2008

The East Honduran Scissor ritual 

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

The East Honduran Scissor ritual by Crack15 September 2, 2019

The East Asia effect

The effect of a larger entity appealing more towards external entities with more resources rather than their own entities.
It is named after the continuous double standards set in East Asian countries like China, Japan, and South Korea on Western tourists, giving them a false rrality that many citizens dream to have. A big example are then amount of people wanting to work in Japan despite its hellish working conditions because of the false vision being given to them. This can also be seen on corporations appealing to a small handful of investors, resulting in them alienating their wider target audience

Korean guy looking at twitter: Why are so many westerners trying to subject themselves to our hellish life?
Another Korean guy who has been on twitter for a long time: It's the East Asia Effect

The East Asia effect by Hoahobecth June 18, 2024