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Chairman of the Bowl 

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!
Chairman of the Bowl by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

Chairman of the Board 

The chairman of the Board is the last guy of a 10+ person gangbang. After all guys have came on her face he then steps up cums on her and then from above gives her a hot slurpee.
Out of everone there John showed everyone why the is the chairman of the board.

Sally took one hell of a load from the chairman of the board

chairman of the bored 

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.
Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.
chairman of the bored by C-Dubs November 26, 2007

isak, the absolute chair man 

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them
"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026