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Bite the big Kahuna Burger 

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.
Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa
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the big kahuna 

there exists only one. the most influential mind of our generation.
the big kahuna by bigdoggottaeat September 13, 2014

the big kahuna 

Wiggy got the name from a vacation to hawaii were he was tagged The big kahuna by a random chick because of his really big dong
Wigz, pull out "the big kahuna" and show us its size and stature.

The Big Kahuna Sub 

It is the big kahuna sub and it will rule over your soul.
The big kahuna sub has killed us all.
The Big Kahuna Sub by PhoenixHog January 18, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak". 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

Kissing the Big Lips 

Slang term for cunnilingus , esp. when performed from behind with woman in doggy style position.
I got tired of making out with my boyfriend, so I told him it was time for Kissing the Big Lips!
Kissing the Big Lips by LipsKisser February 3, 2018