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The Pick A State Game 

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.
"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."
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Life is a game, but i'm the one being played 

A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.
X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.

The best character in a video game 

The greatest video game character of all time, proven by the Gamespot best video game character of all time, yes, he even beat mario and master chief, but when the contest was over, it was much like the ressonance cascade, but it with fanboys raging over this, but yeah, greatest video game character of all time!
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING GORDON AWESOME FREAKING FREEMAN KICKING SUM ARSE The best character in a video game

A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious 

A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious

Slow the game down just a little bit 

Slow the game down just a little bit. Originating from the almighty Monto while describing his ultimate power of Hex Ruin. He truly slows the game down just a little bit.
"Hex ruin: Slow the game down just a little bit"-Monto

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE 

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it... 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...