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That's greased the grouse

Something inexplicable, unattainable - a greased up grouse is difficult to catch
Man 1 – Oh no, I just missed the bus but the next one is in 30 minutes and i start work in 10 minutes!

Man 2 – Well that's greased the grouse, hasn't it?

grease that lightening 

originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
grease that lightening by MaryWash November 29, 2011

grease ten pigs with that 

An old saying meaning 'something of high price and uselessness' originating from the early 1800s in America.

It originated during contests where people would try to catch pigs. A town once had such a champion they sent ten pigs at him, it used up a majority of their grease spending a high amount of money.
Wow, there are so many essential oils, you could grease ten pigs with that!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026