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teste-satchels 

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.
when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!
teste-satchels by Marcie December 1, 2004

teste squeeze 

squezing of the testes extremely hard
i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged
teste squeeze by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

Taste's Like Dick 

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.

Canine's testes 

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.
That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.
Canine's testes by dcs234 May 28, 2006

Mariah's Taste in Music 

Very agreeable.

Barne's Test 

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."
Barne's Test by The one with pie February 26, 2009