Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.

Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.

jailbait temperatures by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009

sub-negro temperatures 

a temperature or climate that is not conducive or favorable to negro and/or halfrican people. The actual temperature threshold is unknown, although it is commonly believed to be somewhere around 45 degrees fahrenheit (or below).

halfrican/negro: "Dang yo, it feels like sub-negro temperatures out here - I shoulda brought my coat!"

halfrican/negro's friend: "Dude, it's only like 40 degrees out here."

halfrican/negro: "Well, where I'm from we ain't used to no 40 degree weather!"

sub-negro temperatures by haileywood January 5, 2010

Temperatureness 

The opposite of using temperature words to describe looks. Temperatureness is often used to distinguish between being hot or cool in a temperature, instead of physical appearance.

I am feeling hot, in temperatureness.

I am hot, but not in temperatureness.

Temperatureness by correct11 November 22, 2010

Temperatureness 

Another word for temperature

Whore with a camera: I’m gonna go outside, so I can get my reputation up.
Lesbian catholic: don’t go, because the temperatureness is too hot.

Lesbian catholic and whore with a camera, became best friends, because they saved them from temperatureness of the climate change, then decide to have sex in a catholic boarding school.

Temperatureness by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022

Temperatureness 

Another word for temperature

White whore with a camera: I’m gonna go outside, so I can get my ego up.

Lesbian catholic: don’t go, you don’t want the temperatureness to fuck you in the ass.

White whore with a camera: No, I’m gonna go anyways, I don’t need you👺.

*white whore with a camera goes outside*

*sunburns*

Lesbian catholic running with a shield to show powerful movement of feminine power, while also being non-existence, due to roe vs wade.

White whore with a camera: you saved me?

Lesbian catholic: I couldn’t leave my friend behind

*makes out, outside of a catholic boarding school*

Temperatureness by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022