teetheses 

the pluralizataion of the pluralization of the word, "tooth".

"Ladies, I have somethin' for yo teetheses. Grillz."

teetheses by Ms. Jay Boog August 27, 2006

Teathenist 

Noun, a person that claims to believe in the Christian religion but does not follow or believe in the doctrine, but instead believes in the Almighty Corporation: root word heathen

Eric Cantor is a Teathenist

Teathenist by jesterjester July 31, 2011

teethfishing 

When someone on a dating site doesn't smile with their teeth in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they have bad teeth.

This girl isn't smiling with her teeth in any of her pictures, I think she's teethfishing me.

teethfishing by mflowers May 17, 2019

textesis 

The act of engaging in long conversations via texting via cellular devices.

"Jack and Sally sure do love to textesis eachother quite often," said Frank.

textesis by Michael Erdelac February 5, 2008

tweetesis 

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

tweetesis by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009

teethless assholes 

I screwed up. ityped in rteethless assholes by accident.

Me: Im a dumbass

teethless assholes by USSR December 11, 2003

teethering 

teeth chattering. a combination of both of the words.

its so cold outside, im teethering

teethering by frow1417 September 4, 2010