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Tech Sexport 

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When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport
Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
Tech Sexport by Davidiculous July 5, 2011
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Tech Sexual 

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One identifies as a Computer or another object using tech.
One Sexual loves tech
Hey mom Im Tech Sexual
Tech Sexual by MyFriendsAreUgly February 27, 2019
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Techsexual 

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A personal can be sexually aroused by technology.
The video card is so fast it gives me a boner. I am coming out of the closet. I am techsexual.
Techsexual by WilburAppleword March 14, 2009
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Techsexual 

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Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.
Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE
Techsexual by peep's bitch February 10, 2020
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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