Teatowel in a tumble drier 

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier

Teatowel in a tumble drier by ElWeb September 24, 2012

teatowel holder 

Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot

I love when u stick your finger in my teatowel holder

teatowel holder by Ho! July 21, 2006

Teatowling 

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)

I'm teatowling your mum

Teatowling by yep1guy December 8, 2009

teatowel head 

pooper noun

a dirty arab
mainly used by the upper class

Lord Henrey Wigglebottom III : you sir are a teatowel head!

teatowel head by poop master zoo August 13, 2009

teatowel holder 

a boner that you can hang a towel onto

I woke up and realized that my "morning wood" could also do duty as a teatowel holder.

teatowel holder by notreallyme February 20, 2009