ass over tea kettle 

to fall in such a way as your bum flips over your head

Man, last New Years Eve you really fell ass over tea kettle down Clint's basement stairs

ass over tea kettle by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

Human Tea Kettle 

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!

" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.

Human Tea Kettle by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016

ass over tea kettle 

A term often used by those living in the North-Eastern United States, where rapidly changing winter weather creates slippery conditions for pedestrians without warning. Similar to taking a "wicked shitter," going "ass over tea kettle" describes the motion of the body as it somersaults uncontrollably on a driveway or down a set of basement stairs, for example. The tea kettle is valued during cold winter months and is used metaphorically to assert that something important (along with one's ass) has been damaged in the fall.

Not realizing that the driveway froze over, I went ass over tea kettle while goin' out to get the mail.

ass over tea kettle by Red-lah February 3, 2022

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

rusty tea kettle by Sean Greer June 21, 2007

Tea Kettle 

When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.

Tea kettle! If you can't hear it, it's you.

Tea Kettle by JIV3 July 23, 2010

Aspen Tea Kettle

Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.

Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.

Aspen Tea Kettle by Katwaxer April 19, 2013

Boston Tea Kettle 

It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.

Honey, you know what we haven't done in a long time, Boston Tea Kettle.

Boston Tea Kettle by cake farts July 25, 2010