tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).

victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"

tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008

Turdicus 

Derogatory term derived from turd used in various episodes of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon TV series.

Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.

Oi, turdicus, turn your N.E.S off before it burns the house down!

Turdicus by xpdamus1 August 15, 2007

Turdicus 

TURDICUS! GOD OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!

His followers are called Fecites. Are you one of them?

"PRAISE TO DA LAWD! TURDICUS CLEANED ME OUT!"

Turdicus by TURDICUS August 31, 2011

Tardius 

An individual demonstrating the highest level of stupidity in any given collection of individuals.

The term is a parody of a Roman Emperor's name. The full version, Tardius Maximus, is rarely used.

"I have come to the conclusion that reality TV isn't that real"
"Well done, Tardius!"

Tardius by John Bent October 24, 2008