blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle 

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle 

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

bloody tampon popsicle 

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

bloody tampon popsicle by CUNT FUCKER May 13, 2005

Bloody Tampon 

Bloody Tampon - The Vampires equivalent of a Tea bag

Vampire 1: Pint of blood please.
Bartender: ok
Vampire 2: Plain water please
Bartender: Why just plain water?
"Vampire 2 pulls out a Bloody Tampon"
Vampire 2: I'm making tea ;)

Bloody Tampon by [-:.Andrew W.E.:-] February 10, 2010

bloody tampon 

wanna be whiteboy $7o6 (blood). called bloody tampon cuz they white and wearin red. KSWISS homie specially them bloody tampons thinkin they hard

"look at that white $7o6 tryna act hard, $tupid a$$ bloody tampon"
"$hi7 ^FOLK^ h3 633N tryna d347 oN our $tr33t$, tim3 fo him to g3t hit!"

bloody tampon by 7$AC3$4 March 29, 2010

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010

Bloody Tampon Contraband 

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

Bloody Tampon Contraband by clausemic November 4, 2012