Taken off the shelf 

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

Taken off the shelf by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

never taken off road 

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

never taken off road by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

take off your armor 

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.

The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"

take off your armor by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015

don't make me take off my belt 

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

don't make me take off my belt by mister boondock February 18, 2006

Take off every zig 

What one does upon discovering that all one's base belong to Cats. Often done for great justice.

Take off every zig
You know what you doing
Move zig
For great justice

Take off every zig by BCal November 18, 2003

Take off your cool 

Stop frontin and playin games. Be yourself.

Take Off Your Cool:

"What's up with you and Norah?"

"I don't know man, I really like her but I don't know how she feels. She needs to just take off her cool for a minute so I can see the real her."

Take off your cool by Antwan Andre September 27, 2008

take off your pants and jacket

A blink-182 album that includes songs like the rock show, first date, and many other great songs. The real meaning of it was take off your pants and jack-it(as in jacking-off)

guy1- Dude have you heard take off your pants and jacket
guy2- Yah, I love to take off my pants and jack-it, to your mom

take off your pants and jacket by JOE23456789 November 24, 2005