Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

Birds Aren’t Real by BAR Activist October 6, 2020

Birds Aren't Real 

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

Birds Aren't Real by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

wet birds don't fly at night 

A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

Two guys come out of a pub:

1st Guy: "Lets burn some rubber in da drag races man while its dark! No coppers!"

2nd Guy:"Wet birds don't fly at night... remember that man..."

wet birds don't fly at night by Gdogs McC & Natablanca D January 13, 2006

55 Ford T-Bird 

The original Thunderbird.

The 55 Ford T-Bird was the only T-Bird that was faster than a Corvette. The Corvette came out in 1953 with a SIX CYLINDER MOTOR! The 55 T-Bird cleaned the 'Vette's clock. The 55 T-Bird was probably the only reason GM engineer Zora Arkus Duntov got his wish of a V8 for the Chevrolet Corvette in 1956. The T-Bird never regained supremacy over the 'Vette.

55 Ford T-Bird by Jeff Goven January 21, 2007

t-bird 

High Potency (18% ABV) citrus flavored fortified wine. A BUM WINE, in a family with Wild Irish Rose, Cisco, Maddog 20/20, and its next of kin Night Train. It is made by the same company that manufactures Night Train. Has a terrible yellowish color and foul odor. Taste terrible. Dirt cheap. Bum wines are the best bang for your buck when trying to get drunk on a budget.

Like its other Bum Wine Relatives.. T-bird seems to have some ingredient in it that makes the drinker go temporarily insane. Possibly liquid crack.

t-bird by Bryce L August 13, 2006

T-Bird 

The most wonderfull sight to be introduced to american men in the last few years. The rise of a womans thong or G-string, while her pants are lowered. T-bird, only works with pretty, sexy woman. When a T-bird is exposed on a fat woman - it is then called a 'T-bomb'.

Hey bro', Is that Carl's sister over there bending over? Yeah, check out her T-Bird. Nice !!!

T-Bird by Seinfield August 30, 2005

T-Bird 

A nickname for any girl's name that starts with T, which usually means to fly away gracefully moving on with life, to be graceful, or just describing how beautiful she is. This is a great inspirational nickname if your girl is down.

Friend: "Don't fly away sweet T-Bird, come here, you are ok."

Girl being called T-Bird: "You are such a sweetheart."

T-Bird by morechocolateplease July 8, 2011