Skintard 

a skinny retard. someone who has a boney body and a lame personality. commonly seen wearing tight pants and shaggy hair. skintards should be pointed at and laughed at.

eww - i can't believe you dated that skintard!

i can't tell if these are girl pants or boy pants, they must be for skintards.

Skintard by Dr. Pimtastic August 3, 2009

ShinTard 

A below average man in terms of physique, intelligence, capability and overall quality of life. He is seen to have a large head, often bigger than most fruits - including watermelon. He is known to look like a dolphin, lego man, Geico lizard, box man, among other things.
He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.

Friend: "Is that ShinTard?"
Friend: "Yeah, I heard his IQ is 102!"

ShinTard by hannah.cec19 June 10, 2018

Swiftardation 

A phenomenon in mainstream media of generating terabytes of pointless and absolutely useless data about Taylor Swift and/or her (usually mindless) fans. Dumber and less dignified behavior or comments about anything related to her get, more likely they will gain media attention.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.

Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.

A: I read about Taylor Swift on grown up persons' portals every single day. They proclaimed her greater than Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Mozart and who knows who already.

B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.

Swiftardation by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023

Swiftards 

Swiftards AKA Swifties are mentally retarded subhuman skanks who retardedly worship some talentless whore with cheap plastic surgeries known as Taylor Swift and she doesn’t even know their worthless meaningless existence. They are such a retarded hive mind that these putrid cunts will autistically screech at you if you don’t worship the ground that autotune-using cumrag walks on and fucking mongoloids are overwhelmingly prone to doing whatever they are told is currently fashionable/trendy by their beloved soulless whore.

Swiftards lack an inner voice and are unaware that they are NPCs, and are ultimately superficial. They are hardwired to their predetermined script, with limited ability to make incremental improvements but unable to fundamentally reprogram themselves. When confronted with off-script ideas or situations, they react negatively and exhibit hive mind behavior. Swiftards tend to follow the crowd by default and believe their actions are organic and spontaneous, although they behave like drones executing predetermined subroutines. They can be at odds with each other if their coding puts them in different factions. They are easily programmable and discarded.

Swiftards by KYS_Swiftards November 20, 2023