Twat Swatter 

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008

Troll Swatter 

One who squeezes and crushes all the trolls on the chatroom

This chat is the most modded room on JTV. These mods are real troll swatters.

Troll Swatter by trollsworstnightmare November 14, 2011

Twat Swatter 

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

Twat Swatter by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010

Twat Swatter 

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

Twat Swatter by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

twatter swatter 

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

twatter swatter by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

boink swatter 

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

boink swatter by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

fly swatter 

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too

"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."

fly swatter by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009