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Swaghetti 

A food eaten by those with lots of swag. It is often accompanied by Swagu.
Regular Guy, "I had some good cereal for breakfast this morning."

Swag Guy, "I had Swaghetti."
Swaghetti by Activsquirrel November 30, 2011

swaghetti 

Pasta that is high in swagginess. You should only order this if you have extreme swag.
Nee! This pasta is total crapola! eh? Get me some swaghetti you jerk bastardo!
swaghetti by Wannabeapasta October 2, 2014

spaggett 

A substance which you should never fucking touch in any circumstances. d
Tom: *touches spaggett*
Jim: *Obliterates tom with a fucking lazer coming out of his penis*
spaggett by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

swaghetti yolognese 

the preferred food of choice for all the swaggots in the world. it is similar to spaghetti bolognese except it has swag and only lives once.
"take off that snapback inside!"
"i do what i want #yolo"
"no swaghetti yolognese for you then!"
"wait please i want it :O"
"then pull up your pants fgt!"

Swaggattack 

Swag turned up so high it is attacking everyone around you making them look unfashionable and unattractive.
Run for cover! homeboys on a swaggattack!
Swaggattack by Grampage May 28, 2011

Swaggest 

The best of the best, is known as the swaggest person. Only when you got swag and you think your on top of your game.
Lebron James and Tiger Woods are the Swaggest in the sports.
The leader of the pack? The coolest one in the group.
This is the best new word you will ever hear!
Swaggest by Swagg Est July 1, 2009