Sussex County Traffic Jam 

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

Sussex County Traffic Jam by DP-BA March 10, 2013

Sussex County Technical School 

The phsych ward where redneck retards, self-proclaimed modern art masters, and wannabe white trash congregate to prove to America that only thinking about 8 fucking things for 4 years is a method of efficient education. Not-so-sadly, however, they only serve to prove that New Jersey is more of a landfill plagued by retardation and devastating levels of arrogance and entitlement.

I would've gone to Sussex County Technical School but I don't fuck my sister, nor do I think I'm the next Leonardo Da Vinci or Shakespeare.

Sussex County Technical School by James Poop September 28, 2015

Sussex County, Nj 

A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.

Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.

Sussex County, Nj by Jimmy1996 December 29, 2019

Sussex County Technical School 

Technical School in Sussex County filled with rednecks and weird people from weird towns. No one here is normal. Beware of adding guys on snap, all they want is nudes, but the girls are hoes so it works out. People smell like gasoline, weed, or really strong perfume girls obsessively spray on their boyfriend. Beware of YEEYEE guys.

Hey bro! You go to Sussex County Technical School? OH SHIT. I don’t want to be your friend if you go there. Actually, have any weed or hoes I can have?

Sussex County Technical School by AnonymousMom432 December 18, 2020