(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. Surfer dudes are very tanned, good at BBQ cooking, and must have a good body.
Ladies: SWOON. I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BEACH
Surfer Dude: Helllllllooooo Ladies (Winks and approaches)
//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass
Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.
Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt
Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?
Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.
Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt
a type of surfer dude
I would date a wimper they are such hot surfer dudes
the almighty surfer dude who can consistently drink better than your mother... when it is highly doubted, manferno will follow through once again, time after time.... also loves franzia
hammerwolf: dude that surfer dude is such a manferno
stifel tower: yea man it is truly unbelievable how he can drink better than your mom time after time
brunette: hes not that sweet
word that a stoner/skater/surfer/prep say one thousand times a day.
Girl- Ohmygawd, dude, Jenny was so like crushin on him like ohmigawd dude whats up. uh get my gloss.
Skater- (busts ass) duuuuuude.
Surfer- (drowns) du *gurgle* ude
1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater
2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.
3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.
surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
...to be continued
A surfer is, in general, somebody who surfs, to me, what brands (if any) they wear and how they dress is insignificant. All a surfer has to do to be a surfer is to surf and enjoy it for what it is, not caring about their image and having fun. Yes, I admit, I do wear brands like billabong, but you're just as likely to see me wearing a plain white T and other non branded clothes, image is not important. Yes there are a lot of posers, those who bodyboard and make out they can surf. I actually live several hundred miles away from my nearest decent surfing beach and try and go as regularly as possible, I am the first to admit I am not very good but I have fun learning new tricks and that's what counts, you don't need branded clothes and a stereotype for that. As far as speach and getting stoned goes, most surfers I have met talk normally, and getting stoned...well, that's a stupid idea and shows how little people know, as it would be very dangerous and a downright stupid thing to do!
stereotype: there is no stereotype for a surfer, if you are genuine, but i guess if not, it would go along the lines of....
long bleached hair, branded clothing, long boardshorts, tanned, vw camper van, talks like 'gnarly dude, check out those sick waves!' or something to that extent, flip flops and in general someone who wears clothes intended for surfing in the everyday world.