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STRAIGHT BALL 

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Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.
the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
STRAIGHT BALL by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
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Straightballs

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A man who has gone from gay to straight.
Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.
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straightballin.tk

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A straight ballin web site.
Man that site is straightballin.
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Straightballin' 

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When you're clean and sober and still owning life like a boss!

Instead of chasing belongings that junkie dogs have stolen in one's absence, you just replace them like "yeah cunt, have my hand me downs"
See how well she's doing since she got off the shit?! That bitch is straightballin'

They've just replaced all the stuff our junkie crumb asses stole from them like they don't give a fuck?! Those cunts are definitely straightballin' now
Straightballin' by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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