scorecard

to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also "scorecarding"

OLIVIA - "Bill kissed some other girl, so it's okay if I kiss someone else too"
OLIVIA'S FRIEND - "Olivia, don't scorecard, it will ruin your relationship"

scorecard by Pandemic August 6, 2005

toy storetard 

a person who is a retard when it comes to toys

My friend just bought my brother a barbie doll. what a toy storetard.

toy storetard by Stavi Serksnis December 31, 2009

Spitefire storyboard 

that one guy in youtube that makes great tutorials, probably fun to have a drink or 2

hey its that guy spitefire storyboard

Spitefire storyboard by jacky mai April 7, 2021

storyland 

A magical place where dreams come true.
A land where stories are created, lived, and revisited.
A place you want to be.

Similar to pound town, but with more emphasis on female satisfaction through semi-dominant foreplay, and intercourse.

"That married cocklover on craigslist was looking for a hung stud; I took that whore to Storyland with my footlong."

"My girl's friends call my bed Storyland after they hear her stories, and see her walking after we're done."

storyland by Su Omynona October 12, 2013

Storyboardy 

Being/Looking like a storyboard. Something that can be easily compared to the layout of a storyboard,

Todd thinks graphic novels are storyboardy because of how he can imagine what it would look like if they were a film.

Storyboardy by RTBGaming March 26, 2016

Stormwarden 

Someone who has a nasty fate.

Hello, Ms. Stormwarden, I am here to deliver you into hell, thankyou!

Stormwarden by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018

storycarrier 

A person who tells everyone lies or people’s secret

Omg did you hear barney carries story a storrycarry I wouldn’t trust that fat boy barney storycarrier he is

storycarrier by Nick Handel October 17, 2019