get two birds stoned at once 

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

get two birds stoned at once by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

Get two birds stoned and kill them by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

getting two birds stoned at once by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

get stoned with two birds 

To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.

Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.

get stoned with two birds by themilkmantrink August 24, 2011

got stoned with two birds 

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

got stoned with two birds by magnoliak January 31, 2014

Getting stoned with two birds 

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

Getting stoned with two birds by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

stone two birds with one bong hit 

To complete two jobs with one action.

Your girlfriend could calls you up on friday night and provide sex and rent money, that visit from her would stone two birds with one bong hit!

stone two birds with one bong hit by Chiagulera May 24, 2009