Alabama Stir Stick 

Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.

The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick

Alabama Stir Stick by Bubba Ho January 23, 2008

louisiana Stir Stick 

The practice of scratching ones butt and stirring the drink of an un suspecting bar patron

When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.

louisiana Stir Stick by bubba ho January 27, 2008

Kentucky Stir Stick 

The act of stirring a drink with a penis.

"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"

Kentucky Stir Stick by starfoxxx October 28, 2015

vanilla stir stick 

A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.

Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.

Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm

vanilla stir stick by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

stick and stir

To have sex, ejaculate(whether on their face, in and/or on their pussy), and immediately after, leave like nothing happened.

I went to megans apartment, planning to stick and stir...i did it once....almost planned on doing it again, but decided not to while being completely drunk.

stick and stir by we the people of the usa June 1, 2009

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick 

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

stirstick 

total idiot, nerd, blockhead, numbskull, knucklehead

drew is such a stirstick

stirstick by kendrewphil July 26, 2003