stealer's wheel 

band who wrote and performed 'stuck in the middle with you'
could have been fronted by famous Scottish comedian Billy Connelly
good music to dance around to before cutting someone's ear off

Stealer's Wheel's 'stuck in the middle of you' is playing, im gonna cut someone's ear off

stealer's wheel by ZepkiD May 13, 2005

Stealer's Remorse 

When a thief has regrets about the object(s) he/she has stolen and decides to return the stolen object(s) in a similar way to buyer's remorse.

Girl: Last week, some asshole stole my car with my phone inside.

Guy: Shit, what did you do after?

Girl:I had someone text my phone to ask the asshole to return my car and the next day it was parked outside.

Guy: Looks like the guy had stealer's remorse...

Stealer's Remorse by Sherlock Bromes November 15, 2011

Stealer's Wheel 

A one-hit-wonder band created by Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan in 1972. They only lasted about three years before breaking up, although they briefly reunited shortly before Rafferty's death.

Stealer's Wheel is best known for the song "Stuck In The Middle With You" on their self-titled debut album.

Stealer's Wheel by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021

Steeler's Home Game 

Gangreen of the balls. When a man doesn't cum for so long that his balls go from blue to violet then lastly black, and every time they ejaculate infected yellow puss comes out instead of white semen.

Did you hear that Liam wasn't able to nut for three months? His blue balls got so bad that he ended up with a Steeler's Home Game.

Steeler's Home Game by JTson February 12, 2021

76 Steeler's Fakeout 

When a guy is banging a girl doggystyle, before he ejaculates, he pulls out, spits on the woman's back so as to make her think he shot his load on her back.

Have her turn around to look and when she does, bust your load into her eyes.

"She wouldn't let me cum on her face, so I had to pull a 76 Steeler's Fakeout and nut all over that bitches face."

76 Steeler's Fakeout by -Atlas August 7, 2009

steamer's ticket 

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

steamer's ticket by anonymous September 15, 2020

Thompson's Water Sealer 

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

Thompson's Water Sealer by Scripple021 May 6, 2004