Using FB status update to : 1)get the load off ur chest 2)speak ur mind 3 inform an uncaring population about your problems 4)ignite feuds from way back
Mary left a status update on her FB page saying :Mary is so glad she doesnt have to deal with Bobby's premature ejaculation anymore. Good luck, Sarah, you man-stealing whore!!! mARY'S GOT statusopera on her mind
n. Status updates from one person posted in rapid succession, often with unimportant/repetitiveinformation.
Use of word: "Dude! My news feed is flooded with statuspam! That guy posted 27 times in the last 3 minutes!"
Examples of statuspam: "John Smith is on facebook" later, "John Smith is talking to people on facebook" after a moment, "John Smith is going to stop talking to people on facebook now." etc.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.