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Stalnakering 

To sit around all day, play video games and watch DVDs while getting a steady paycheck in the process.
I called into work today and did some stalnakering in my place for about 12 hours
Stalnakering by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006
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Stalnakering 

To get what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Continuing firmly or obstinately in a course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.
Man, did you see Ryan go to town Stalnakering that vendor to get those updates? Nice job Stalnakering that order, that's what we like to see. persistent overwhelming
Stalnakering by Joe Vendor March 14, 2014

stanakin 

Hayden Christensen (who played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode II, III & VI) stans who would kill to live on his Canadian farm.
Stanakins in the nuns for hayden gc are elite.
stanakin by intotheunknown~ June 3, 2020

Stanaking 

To put a test tube in both of someones nostrils and nut in their eyes
I was stanaking with Laura last night.
Stanaking by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026