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Squatchcock 

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

stuntcock 

Often used in the adult entertainment industry, a stuntcock is a "well-endowed" man who stands in for another during explicit scenes.
"Cut! Ok, bring in the stuntcock!"
stuntcock by anti-racist May 17, 2003

stuntcock 

A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..
"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."
stuntcock by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003
A dude that thinks hes the absolute shit and tries to bang as many girls as possible.He will also try to bang girls with boyfriends.Another word for Douchebag
What a fool.This kid thinks hes the king when we all know what a slutcock he is.Keep dreaming douchebag
Slutcock by Brock Slutcock April 11, 2011

suitcocking 

a nudist practice similar to shirtcocking, but substituting the upper half of a suit rather than a shirt, and wearing nothing on the lower half of the body
Hey, did you see that one guy who was suitcocking at the burn?
suitcocking by Lainiebug February 4, 2009

squatrack 

a work out machine that works you tricepticles and shoulder extentions, the weights are usually tape rolls or a jumprope on either side. one roll of scotch tape is usually enough for me.
"yo, you want to squatrack."
"sure man! idk if i can my abcepticalipses been hurting,
i just want a roll of the scotch tape on each side"
"come on pussy get the duck tape"
"no man, way! to much for me!!"
SQUATRACK
squatrack by mcentee December 1, 2006