Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

sportsman's double 

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

sportsman's double by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter

The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!

sportsmans double by Krakoon June 9, 2007

Sportsman's slap 

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

Sportsman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007

Sportman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

Sportman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007

shortcomings 

a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness.

Thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me.

They share that character flaw of arrogance.

shortcomings by Sharreyn August 14, 2006

sportsman double 

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

sportsman double by a-jizzy October 18, 2007