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Spinched 

To be "Spinched" means to be high off of smoking weed.
Im so "Spinched" right now man.
Spinched by the one who made it up October 18, 2011

splinched 

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
: "[man, my smiley face got splinched"
splinched by nungababy February 4, 2009

Spinchter Slurpee 

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus
Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.
If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

Pecan Spinwheel 

A sexual act, where one has a well lubracted penis, and inserts it into an asshole, and then procedes to spin this said asshole around while still inside of it.
Dude I was with that chick last night, gave her the ol' Pecan Spinwheel, but she got dizzy and threw up on me." "Did you finish?" "Of course once you start a Pecan Spinwheel you don't stop until Boosh!

Spinached 

Spin-ached

A play on the words spinach and snatched. Used to describe someone who looks good after they've been on a diet.
"I haven't eaten in 3 days to get into this dress!"

"Girl, you look spinached."
Spinached by Meagan E December 14, 2018