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Spiderism 

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.
Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
Spiderism by tricksick October 17, 2020
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The Spiderlash Lounge 

Infamous private lounge in Uptown New Orleans. Informally often referred to simply as "the 'Lash", The Spiderlash Lounge was a private, invite-only affair - similar to a traditional New Orleans Social Aid and Pleasure Club but without any of the tiresome Social Aid. Lots of cool antiques, red velvet, and candle light. Absinthe flowed liberally. Sadly, the 'Lash closed it's doors in 2004.
"We went by the Spiderlash Lounge last night and it was still rolling at three a.m."
The Spiderlash Lounge by Lastronaut September 26, 2007

Spiderbush

To have a large defined bush of pubic hair, so large and perfect that no light can be seen on your scrotum. Some forms of insects and food may be lodged in your bush that may never return.
Easty: Tommy what a fine Spiderbush you have.
Tommy: Yes Easty, what a fine large bush it is. Some have flocked from all over the world to see this bush.
Spiderbush by Plugg3r January 1, 2012

Spidercise 

Exercises that counteract vericose veins. Often done by older women who have vericose vein disease. Spidercises are easy to do and anyone can do it, even if you don't have vericose. This workout is one of many invented by Beatrice "Gunny Granny" Middleton. Spidercises are spooky sweet. So, if you old ladies have veins that are sore to your eyes, why not reduce them with some Spidercise!
Beatrice: Oh no, darn vericose veins again! They're getting to me, honey. Its time for my Spidercise.

Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?

Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.

Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.

Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?

Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.

Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.

Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!
Spidercise by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Spiderfist 

The online fan fiction of Marvel heroes Spider-Man and Iron Fist in a gay relationship. Spiderfist and other shippings have gained popularity with the success of the game Marvel Rivals. Do not Google it. It’s NSFW.
Do not google Spiderfist”

SliverFish 

A slang term for when you buy Marijuana in a fish n chip shop sold in a tinfoil and costing $20
Customer: Can i have a scoop of chips, a fish, a sliverfish, and a hotdog thanks
Shop owner: Sure thats $26

when u open you fish and chip there u go its a foil of weed :D
SliverFish by 3FF3CT3D December 19, 2007

Spiderism 

You shouldn't be spider!
Spiderism is when you shouldn't be spider.
Spiderism by Spiderlifeism September 24, 2018