Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.

“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

“Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”

Speers Slaps by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022

Kerr and Speers 

The ghetto area of Oakville where crazies and crackheads can be found. Oakville is known as the nicest part of the Toronto area and this section is the opposite of the Oakville reputation. They are trying to fix it up and add nice highrise condos but the damage has been done.

Q: Where in Oakville do you live?
A: Kerr and Speers.
Q: Oh....Lucky the rent is low in that area, it leaves you more money to buy oxys and crack eh?
A: True.

Kerr and Speers by BRAKEFAST October 22, 2011

The Speers 

Shoving a pint glass full of frozen light beer into any possible oraphus, preferably an exit hole.

"Yo get to the freezer. i want the speers within the next five minutes or I am fucking out of here"

The Speers by PhilWhite February 24, 2010

Willow Speers 

Willow has such a kind heart unless you piss her off. Otherwise run.
She is an Alpha sigma Female who like black people ( so shes clearly not racist).

enjoy willow she'll do anything...... like make you a cup of .what were you thinking

person 1: Willow Speers is such a alpha
person 2: irk such a cool cat

Willow Speers by bitch_from_school March 6, 2024

speer hoodie 

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

speer hoodie by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021

Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

Litney Spears by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018

Britney Spears 

American National Treasure.

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!

Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015