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specialtard 

Someone who isnt quite a retard, but still very special.
"hey, that guy thinks there is a right sock and a left sock"

"yep, he's definitley a specialtard"
specialtard by Ryan is god December 16, 2009

The O'Rourke Speciality 

Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.
I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.
Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

Specialton 

a person who is special in a bad way. That cannot control themselfs well, and tends to kill small animals acidently like 'lennie' from 'of mice and men'. They are also nearly always atracted to jody.
beckymorgan hamster killing specialton specialton loves jody
Specialton by BeSHEDcky December 26, 2010

Speciality 

n. the art of being special
George Bush sure is full of speciality. And no one should ever misunderestimate him!
Speciality by Levi Rokey August 6, 2008

lifeguard specialty 

the lifeguard speciality take talent. When you are either fuckin a girl or getting dome you pull out and hold down her arms. Then you proceed to cum all over her nose so she looks like a lifeguad with sunscreen on the tip of her nose. If her nose is not big enough you can blow the remaining jizz all over her face just for shits and giggles.
Avery: "I am so mad at Carlos"

Kayra: "Why is that Avery?"

Avery: "Well, last night he gave me a mean lifeguard specialty because I gave him a birmingham booty call the night before..."

Kayra: "I love lifeguard specialties!!!!"
lifeguard specialty by poooooop March 17, 2008