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Sparkel Farter 

A person or persons that think they are above others and to good for you. They often are snobs and narcissist. They often think their shit don't stink. They mainly live on You Tube that's the place they love to sparkel fart on everyone.
I came across a Sparkel Farter on You Tube today and they seemed to be a big snob. There nose was so far up in the air that there nose bled.
Sparkel Farter by Triggered Minds January 3, 2021
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sparklefluff 

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

sparklative 

The way tipsy Jan, a guitarist from the band Joker Out, says sparkly in their Welcome to the Backstage - UK Tour vlog
Why this has been so has beeven sparkling? Sparklive? Sparklative? Why is this so sparklative? Is there has been a reason why this is so sparkling? Why has this has beeven sparkling? Has why this been so sparkling, Nace? Why have has beeven this sparkling?
- Jan Peteh
sparklative by jobabyboo August 17, 2023

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
Pronounced sp-a-rk-E. This is a person who plans events for a living and also loves to party. Sparke is a professional partier. This person is the life of the party whether attending a party or planing an event. Must always look fabulous and sparkled. It is a privilege to associate with a Sparke.

The E in SparkE stands for EvEnTs and EnErGy.
Time to spark this event up Sparke
This party is sparke-licious
Sparke is planning this event?
Sparke by sparkEsparkles November 23, 2010

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion. 

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!