A type of software that was built with use of unnecessary and piled up technologies that will impact on its performance and size. Typically the soyware is the reason why your new cool laptop gets hot with a simple tasks.
The reason is the soydevs doesn't want to really learn programming, electron-based notepads still give them dollars.

"Why the fuck this calculator app takes 6GB RAM to sum 2+2?"
"Soyware, son."

Soyware by gigachaddev August 29, 2021

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Soyjack

A variation of the Wojack meme that depicts Wojack faces with exaggerated expressions (soy faces), but can also be depicted as smug or triggered. They are usually drawn with square glasses and short, stubbly, unshaved beards. Some earlier depictions include the Soyjack wearing a Mario cap.

Soyjacks are often used to win online arguments, in attempts to depict the other party as a beta soy boy who's overreacting to simple statements.

"Nice attempt at trying to prove your point, but I'm about to open my Soyjack folder"

Soyjack by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

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